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Dl Demotivational Poster


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"


TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

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DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm
108489


PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"




HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?




GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


PUSHOVER -


TAGS: old toddler ringing phone answer
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm
love it!


The library -


TAGS: libraries kindle nook internet ebooks
Rating: 4.47/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:47 pm
There used to be a librarian at my local library that was super beautiful. She wasn't just cute, she was bond girl h**!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
lol
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:24 pm
Who said we're not agreeing with you? That librarian IS awful cute.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 19, 2013, 12:13 am
Lol, no I wasn't serious :D I was going for sarcasm. I don't express it very well through the internet.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:13 pm
You can buy them secondhand, third-hand, or fourth-hand without paying full retail price, and if you ever have too many, you can actually sell them.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:12 pm
You forgot the fact that they don't crash, get corrupted for no d*** reason, give anyone crap about file formats, require batteries, run out of batteries, are shockproof, have a page seek time as fast as you can flip them, you can put bookmarks in them...
mikeloeven - July 17, 2013, 1:56 pm
because you can get a book and bring it anywhere without being restricted to choosing one e reader over another because of bull**** DRM technology is really not that good
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:03 am
So why do we still have them? Because we're sentimental; so we can go to the library and pay a visit to that exceptionally attractive librarian with glasses, and them pretend that we've never been to a library before :-D


I'LL HOLD MY BREATH -


TAGS: toddler rules
Rating: 4.83/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:23 pm
If only we could enforce these rules on women. You know, cause some are...unfaithful? Hmm?
Bolverk3778 - September 29, 2012, 1:14 pm
Applies to most adults to especially if they are in 'Business' middle management!!


SHERIFF BART -


TAGS: mar 9 movie quotes blazing saddles
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
lol 5/5
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:25 pm
Are you saying I'm a...grass pilot?
Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:35 pm
Baby please, I am not from Havana!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:46 pm
5 Schnitzengrubens LOL
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:29 pm
And you're cheifly at fault for it, Grey!!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:25 pm
"what?!? the moderators are queer?"...;). 5L


Halloween -


TAGS: cats candles horrified old ladies
Rating: 4.87/5

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Ilovepuppies - November 1, 2013, 12:35 pm
Hey this is funny but it is sad too :(
spacedog - October 30, 2013, 7:16 pm
Thanks everyone.
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:13 am
Huh, never see that candle in the Party Lite catalogue. Another well earned 5L.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 9:54 pm
BAM!
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:51 pm

Too funny!~5L


DO YOU REALLY NEED... - To read the story?


TAGS: news headline pub snickers
Rating: 4.58/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:47 pm
Mabye that was not a sumo suit. SHE WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH A SNICKERS TO EAT IT THEN HER g** EX GIRFRIEND MADE OUT WITH THE SNICKERS BAR!! O_O


THIS PHOTO - Encapsulates everything that's wrong with America




PSYCHO DOG WITH A SYRINGE - No.... sudden.... movements....




THE BOTTOM LINE -




that face i make when i cropdust the aisles in wal mart. -


TAGS: toddler fart face
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 2:33 pm
"That's funny. That crop-duster dustin' crops where there ain't no crops."
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:02 pm
Great! Create more like this. Fresh ideas are a good thing.
xnavygunner - May 13, 2014, 7:49 pm
In my case yeah lol
lgvernon - May 13, 2014, 7:40 pm

That's a 'A' in , cropdust', right?....5 clothespins!


GIRLFRIEND - equation still in development


TAGS: nerds trying to get girls dlm4
Rating: 4.64/5

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Benlulz - September 18, 2010, 7:01 pm
Very nice ^^
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm
Perfect 5L


MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures


TAGS: midlife prostate exam dre glove
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:26 pm
I can 5how you the world, shining shimmering splendid.
rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:15 pm

That is the good news, the bad news is you play "catcher".
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2011, 8:03 pm
you mean to tell me I get a**play for the price of a co-pay? Count me in! 5grunts
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:16 am
Oh, it’s an adventure, all right! :-( An adventure somewhere I would rather not go!
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:39 pm
Dr Jellyfinger isn't exactly my idea of an adventure
rerun - May 27, 2011, 8:44 pm

I hink we will just have to take you at your word on this.
rnbw00 - May 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
Actually, that feels rather good, if done right (can you say prostate massage?)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 2:01 pm
**shudders
briantoo - May 27, 2011, 12:35 pm
Thanks, crankyhead!
crankyhead - May 27, 2011, 11:34 am
great first poster =)


WAZUP - Dude, Call me later, my mums just being awkward!




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: calendar friendly home fire
Rating: 4.96/5

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Coombsy007 - August 16, 2011, 2:50 pm
Nice! 5L


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

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Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:50 am
What I see is respect that transcends disability or infirmity.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...


TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm
You no take candle!


MOST PEOPLE SEE THIS AND THINK - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming my way i think "there's a shit storm a brewing!" i'm always right




HAPPY EASTER - FROM THE EASTER TROOPER.




YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE -


TAGS: middle names
Rating: 4.85/5

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Krissie - August 6, 2011, 6:37 pm
LMAO! I'm 38 years old...my mom used my FULL NAME earlier this year...That STILL gets my stomach in knots!
GySgt1811 - November 17, 2010, 7:08 pm
When I was a kid I thought my middle name was "Dammit!" 5 spankings!


PARENTAL TIP #666 - There are some books that your toddler should not be exposed to at such an early age


TAGS: exorcist 666 books toddler exposed
Rating: 4.86/5

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Nissta - April 12, 2012, 7:56 pm
I cant help thinking that there's a film in this somewhere


SILLY OTTER - go put that down and get me a guinness instead




MIDDLE AGES -


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

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NeoViking - June 23, 2016, 6:36 pm
Okay, basic Middle English lesson time: "wast" thy journey, not "wath" thy journey. "doth" means, "does," as in, "she does windows," and again, "wath" is not a word, but someone speaking Middle English would have said, "what" just like we do today.
william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm
LMFAO
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am

dude....FTW!!!!
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind


FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."




UNIBROW -


TAGS: unibrow middle eastern europe chick broad
Rating: 2/5

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ANON - April 11, 2009, 4:55 pm
Can I haz Unibrow sax?


LIFE - sometimes its pretty funny




TELEPORTATION - The possibilities are endless! (just for your cat)




NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT? -


TAGS: toddler diet
Rating: 3.97/5

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FishPreacher - November 4, 2009, 8:01 pm
That is also the diet of a bi-polar person.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 7:35 pm
I know...It depends
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 7:33 pm
Do we have to ware diapers on this diet. Cause if we do it sounds like a party to me...
Dr.Quirky - November 4, 2009, 6:43 pm
so very very true :)
CANADA - November 4, 2009, 6:23 pm
like babysitting my little cousin all over again!
Derek - November 4, 2009, 5:48 pm
Excellent


THREE DUCKS IN A BAR -




KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS -




CANADA'S TRAGEDY -


TAGS: french fries with gravy and curdled cheese
Rating: 4.56/5

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CANADA - April 16, 2010, 9:01 pm
molson only makes good commercials. leave beer to the real men
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:05 pm
If that's how canada is, I'm not impressed.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:50 pm
Not much better than Molson Dry, was it?
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 7:46 pm
I had a Molson Ice once.
CANADA - April 16, 2010, 1:50 pm
don't bad mouth the poutine, its as addicting as crack.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 10:17 am
Smoking it more like......My latest poster will make it clear...once it's approved.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 10:14 am
Chewing the wrong cud again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 10:02 am
Again......I'm Retarded......What is wrong with me today?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:57 am
I'm retarded...... "British culture"....................................BTW, we all have Asian technology.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:52 am
I would have ignored it if it weren't for the "American culture" comment........Some things can't be forgiven...XD
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:48 am
Great people the whole way... except for one guy in Toad River BC
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:47 am
It's a joke guys. I thought Canadians were a happy, friendly kind of people. And yes Mr. Heap, I drove down the Alaska Hwy. in Feb. of '87
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:44 am
Sorry Iceman....1L......even your stereotypes make no sense.
TheTrashHeap - April 16, 2010, 9:36 am
American Culture? Not f***in likely! Have you ever been to Canada Ice?


UNNECESSARY -


TAGS: needle hay stack love lonely
Rating: 4.52/5

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Sho - April 21, 2012, 1:36 am
Indeed
MashiMashi - April 20, 2012, 9:47 pm
Your gonna go thru a lot of prics b4 you find the hay strand
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:13 pm
I'm going to be captain obvious it's painful and not worth it


CANDLEJACK - No one actually believes that he ex-


TAGS: freakazoid candlejack cartoon funny
Rating: 2.88/5

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Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:58 am
P.S.: Culos, just because you can't make time to relax and watch TV, that doesn't give you the right flame those of us who can. t(./.t)
Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:54 am
kisame, your an idiot. That's the character "CandleJack", from the cartoon "Freakazoid!"
Culos - February 10, 2009, 9:54 am
I feel sorry for the poster and all previous commentators. Knowing who/what/when and where on this poster is epically sad.
kisame hoshigake - February 10, 2009, 9:51 am
um thats ogie bogie not jack retard
Anya - December 31, 2008, 5:27 am
He's just misunderstood. I chill with him all the time. : whispers : save me...
Candlejack - December 31, 2008, 5:25 am
: kidnaps Kilroy :
Kilroy - October 16, 2008, 6:30 am
candlejack is a pretty cool guy eh kidna
. - September 29, 2008, 1:31 am
candlejack is fr-
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:32 am
haha , just consider yerself lucky that there are no videos on Motifake... i know of one i would post... :)
GP.Code - September 16, 2008, 10:27 am
WHO THE f*** clicked the create b***on for that motifake, is what worries me more
thehattinninja - August 26, 2008, 2:04 pm
i really miss that show. cant find dvd's or video's anywhere
Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 8:04 pm
A character on the old Freakazoid! cartoon. Supposedly, if you say his name, he comes and kidnaps you. Which means..You're f***ed. Nice knowin' you, buddy.
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 6:17 pm
who the eff is candlejack?


SLOTH IS A DEADLY SIN. - So this poor little guy's going straight to Hell? Awwwww...


TAGS: sloth deadly sin hell
Rating: 4.8/5

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pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:07 am
Thanks cynic.
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:06 am
No idea, Kyronic. I guess it needs further research.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 1:13 am
Nice! 5 lazy lions.
Kyronic - May 26, 2012, 8:48 pm
Don't sloths defecate out of there skin or something?


SHIT CREEK SURVIVOR - I may have forgot my paddle, but at least I had my map.


TAGS: **** creek survivor paddle map
Rating: 4.39/5

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maoworks2 - April 21, 2012, 7:20 am
Second That.
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 12:55 am

Been there.


DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.


TAGS: kate middleton princess duchess portrait
Rating: 4/5

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premiumgrade - July 4, 2014, 2:04 am
I'm not exactly sure of the relationship between your comment and the rendered picture of the future queen, but I agree with the comment. What we have here is Kate close to 40. Still beautiful…and I’m American. 5 for you, ucalien.


FATHERS DAY -


TAGS: not so idle threats
Rating: 4.74/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2012, 3:14 pm
you misspelled "amsome"
GaryO - June 14, 2012, 8:15 am
Dang Air, your awesomeness just keeps getting more awesome, and that’s awesome.


SVETLANA GRUEBBERSOLVIK -




COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.


TAGS: bowl cut middle ages haircut
Rating: 2.15/5

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Xopster - November 30, 2009, 6:22 pm
metro***ual!
Derek - November 30, 2009, 5:57 pm
Style leader!


BERT AND OSAMA - We're pretty much dead now. Just admit it.


TAGS: bert osama bin laden terrorist middle east funny humor
Rating: 3.18/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:29 pm
Me likes!
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
lol They could have been seperated at birth! Practically twins!


Middle Age -


TAGS: middle age goldfish shark life
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 9:57 pm
Adjust my attitude? But I like being a road raged woman driver! 5L warning...you might want to avoid highways late at night...muhahaha


MEANWHILE -


TAGS: guns middle east
Rating: 4.72/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:54 pm
Is Texas really that horrible a place? It looks like it rains there every two or three years. . . Great moustache, though!
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:02 pm
Incidentally, I get all my late breaking news from MotiFake. Thanks for newsflash, EtherealDude!
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:32 pm
Well I'll be d***ed. Looks like Texas has seceded from the Union.
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 7:08 pm
5LOL'S
MPsniper - April 21, 2011, 7:02 pm
roflmao


AHAHAHA - Now that joke has got my 'seal' of approval


TAGS: wildlife funny jokes
Rating: 3.62/5

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Verdeckt - December 4, 2011, 2:28 pm
You should also upload this to the Where the Pun Is site


I N C E N T I V E - Or feel the burn!




The Riddle of Steel -


TAGS: the barbarian lol cat riddle of steel
Rating: 2.39/5

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LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:30 am
GREAT comic relief flicks...you think he speaks english with an accent NOW? Watch these!!!
TTD - June 17, 2009, 9:21 am
Arnold is Conan, two AWESOME movies called: "Conan The Barbarian" and "Conan The Destroyer" !
Dustin Marthington - September 7, 2008, 11:42 pm
it's amazing is what it is.
The Riddler - June 27, 2008, 1:31 am
what the hell is this?


LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


ITS LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS -


TAGS: put off everything deadlines
Rating: 4.45/5

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Claire - March 25, 2011, 9:56 pm
I like the picture you chose. It fits. 5L from me.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:12 pm
Douglas Adams FTW!
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:08 pm
Nice one.


FUN SIZED SNICKERS? -


TAGS: tiny hardly worth the effort candy bars
Rating: 3.46/5

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BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:42 pm
I see, a pinball flipper, eH!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
It's a finishing move....I remember the arcade game.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
Hey, he only wants is his watch back
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Okay, yeah, he's not doing a basketball signal. Bart will tell you what my avatar's doing. He's one of the few others here that knows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
WTF is that supposed to mean?....are you dissing my mother?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:33 pm
:})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:28 pm
Steam trains eh?....you are a backwards people. Take it easy Derek, I'm just funnin with ya.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
Humour can be like pressure in a steam train. You seem to have let off too much Mooooooooooooooooooo.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Sorry about that. I never was much good at basketball.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Ha!...even spell check hates New Zealand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
I forget ....does Kiwi mean you're from New Zealand, or that you're totally g**?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:18 pm
The urge to reply with, "Yes, yours" was not exactly defeated seeing how, well, I still typed it... but no, my avatar is signaling the DOUBLE DRIBBLE violation in the game of basketball. Good guess, though. ;)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Thank you Produce. Is your avatar tossing a salad?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:12 pm
I'm a Kiwi Mooooooooooooooooooo, as your globe should tell yooooooooooooo.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
;}) looks exactly like V, Derek.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
Where are you from Derek....I'll come up with some more appropriate stereotypes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
Narwhals go wherever I tell them to.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
It's true, I am 4º out, however your knowledge of narwhals is a hemisphere out. ;})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:58 pm
Just checked my globe....opposite side of the planet from England is Ocean....so I'm gonna a**ume you're a Narwhal.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker - yes, I am having fun now! ;})
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:53 pm
So glad you've learnt to spell you name consistently Mooooooooooooooooooo. The self-respect was hard-earned. I think we got it from the same institution. (Not a "Limey" BTW - opposite side of the planet.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm
Fish and chips in newspaper?.....where's your self respect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
Just because they only let you limey f***s eat black pudding and Indian takeaways....doesn't give you the right to criticize Derek.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
and you weigh... ?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 11:41 am
Agreed. 5.


LIFESAVER -




WATERMELONS. - I told you they were dangerous.


TAGS: deadly watermelons
Rating: 3.1/5

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Big Daddy - January 15, 2009, 3:25 pm
If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl.


MEMORIES -


TAGS: remeber stick tongue middle finger
Rating: 4.7/5

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shadow87 - December 20, 2011, 7:38 am
Well in that case :-P
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:59 pm
hehe nice one!! :P


IF GOD EXISTED - This Is How He Feels About You ...




FLIRTING -




My Face When The Halloween Displays Come Out! -


TAGS: halloween toddler
Rating: 4.38/5

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xnavygunner - February 16, 2016, 8:03 pm
And that'd be the house I'd love to see!!!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:37 pm
...Especially the elaborate Halloween-themed murder-suicide crime-scene displays put-up on some peoples lawns!... Oh-wait, that's just on mine... Just a display, yeah.
mizzdizz - September 16, 2015, 8:59 am
Black, lots of black! and purple! Spiders, webs, fake blood! Not only time to freshen up my décor, but stock up for pranks! I luuuuuv Halloween! 5 goth lions!


HYRULE - This explains so much.




TURTLE SOUP - The times are just too tough to afford chicken noodle.




OBVIOUSNESS - Some people just can't resist it.




EVER WONDER... -


TAGS: poodles dogs religious cult
Rating: 3.42/5

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Derek - November 29, 2009, 3:27 pm
No, but I've often wondered what baboons and poodles would think of each other.


EFFORT - Leave it to the uppity, over-achievers.




DODGEBALL - He's doing it right




Slippery -


TAGS: handle hold squeeze bend over
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 1:40 pm
Oops my bad!!! Uh, another time 'cern. All the 5's to Greent.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 1:37 pm
Snap! 5'd it 'cern.
concern3 - January 22, 2015, 8:49 am
5er excellent
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:37 am
depth, mystery, riotous humor...yup, the melon


ONWARD! -


TAGS: sally forth tally ho and all that rot charge boldly into adversity
Rating: 4.67/5

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Bolverk633 - October 4, 2014, 9:39 am
Evolution!! – Back to the water!!


CROSSING THE LINE - There is a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.


TAGS: lines cuddling holding teddies mice
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - June 15, 2012, 5:02 pm
Thanks spacedog. I'm usually not the mushy type but this pic was too cute to pass up. Besides think this the 1st time I've seen one that wasn't stuck in a trap (muhahaha)
spacedog - June 15, 2012, 11:48 am
5L here too.


MOTIFAKE ANNUAL BEACH PARTY - Everyone showed, as usual.


TAGS: beach sun tan medley
Rating: 4.72/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 18, 2012, 1:16 pm
Not in that picture... Where's my monkey?? you bastards! stop editing me out of your lives!!!! XD 5L


IN TODAY'S HEADLINES -




WRATH -


TAGS: 7 deadly sins wrath of god
Rating: 4.6/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:54 pm
Nicely done!
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 8:35 pm
Bam! 5L
Iconoclast - September 23, 2010, 10:24 am
Some listings of the 7 Deadly Sins list Wrath, others list Anger, similar enough, but I thought Wrath was a better fit for the philosophical question. :-)
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:39 am
I think that the "anger" referred to as one of the 7 Deadly Sins refers to being quick to anger as well as unjustified anger.
ChickenWrangler - September 23, 2010, 9:02 am
I'd guess it's like every where else. If you make the rules you don't have to folow them.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 8:07 am
d***... good question! 5L


LIONS - I don't have to outrun them I just have to outrun you




HYPNOTOAD - commands you to approve this poster and rate it 5L


TAGS: hypnotoad commands dlm4
Rating: 3.46/5

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Derek - October 10, 2010, 5:26 am
Half worked


HMMM YES... - It's coming along quite nicely...




HONESTY -


TAGS: women can t handle it chicken
Rating: 4.29/5

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redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 8:00 pm
That's not it at all .... She was looking for BACON !!!


CHILDHOOD ON TV -




WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.


TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
uh d***... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Don't know him.


ALCOHOLISM - What do you do in your spare time ?




BEING A LANDLORD - Just got so much better.


TAGS: landlord p***ert
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 26, 2012, 7:39 am
I Spy !


THIS JUST IN... -


TAGS: headline fail
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 20, 2016, 8:31 am
LOL we had a good headline here a few weeks ago: "Dead person found in graveyard" XD


DEADLINE -


TAGS: death date play patience deadline
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:38 pm
I'm almost to the 'other side,' DON'T DENY ME THAT! . . . . . I apologize. . . . I have issues. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:36 pm
The way thi5 insane world is? It'll still be a day too late. I tell my wife if I'm working on the car and it falls on me, don't call 911; get the revolver and finish me off. Why call paramedics? Keep me on life support indefinitely? No thanks.


ENDLESS LOVE - "If I could plant a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever."


TAGS: endless love flowers garden
Rating: 4.73/5

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ughomer - December 6, 2012, 7:56 pm
HALLIEMARIE!!


IT'S NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE - It's whether you end up snagged on a hurdle like a doofus.




SIMPLICITY - Adult complexity evaluates the entire landscape. Childlike simplicity asks, "How high does this tree go."




YOUR MAN CARD - It has been taken




ANIMAL CRUELTY - comes in many forms.




BLACK FRIDAY -




I BELIEVE - I can see the future 'Cause I repeat the same routine


TAGS: life repeat endless circle track
Rating: 4.58/5

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Sho - August 16, 2012, 8:53 am
Nascar style
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 2:45 pm
"Every Day Is Exactly The Same" song by NINE INCH NAILS
Uthon - February 16, 2012, 7:17 pm
Gotta start somewhere right? First ever and I guess I did good. :)
Greeny - February 16, 2012, 5:56 am
nice!
Uthon - February 16, 2012, 3:09 am
Thank! :)
forseti - February 16, 2012, 3:03 am
great first attempt!


FOOLS -


TAGS: first name mister middle name period last name t
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:40 am
Yes!


CHILDHOOD - You hated it when you were young. There was always something you couldn't do. But when you look in the mirror now, seeing the guy with the wrinkled face, You'd do anything to be young again.


TAGS: midlife crisis
Rating: 4.43/5

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spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:41 pm
That's great vader. Nice work.


NO "I" IN "TEAM" -


TAGS: as family friendly as i can make it
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sean - December 29, 2010, 7:56 pm
Crap. I had no idea Haar used this pick way back in July. I re-used it recently. Ooops.
fasteddie - December 29, 2010, 12:02 pm
but there is an "I" in "I said shut up b****"
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 1:54 am
Beautiful.


VENGEANCE -




BROADS -




JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler




SOMETIMES LIFE JUST AIN'T FAIR -


TAGS: in memory of irena sendlerowa
Rating: 3.4/5

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Buzzramjet - July 27, 2012, 11:53 pm
Sooo no one nominated her in the previous 50 years or so? She did a great thing as did many others. At least Al is trying to save the entire planet. Not that Flat Earthers believe it.
Jmac0585 - December 8, 2009, 1:05 pm
Good thing that Global Warming is real.
Brian The Great - May 21, 2009, 6:20 am
Nuts. And now Al Gore's 'The Science On Global Warming Was Settled Long Ago, ONLY QUACKS QUESTION IT!!!" BS has been exposed.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 10:42 pm
You win again Sean. It's all Bush's fault. Are there any other straws you want to grasp?
mallen - April 21, 2009, 12:54 am
Also Irena should've won.
mallen - April 21, 2009, 12:54 am
Still pissed that Gore lost the election? You realize that's comiung up on a decade ago. Let it go, Obama is president, you got your win.
HtD - April 19, 2009, 3:12 am
Zing!
Sean - April 19, 2009, 3:01 am
And if Bush didn't weasel the presidency away from him, he never would have made that d*** video in time to weasel the Nobel Peace Prize outta this poor lady. How's that for creative Bush Bashing?
Sean - April 18, 2009, 5:29 pm
Yeah but the DVD came with bonus features! You don't seem to mention that in yer poster.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 4:45 pm
If you're interested in the story, you can start with Wikipedia. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irena_Sendler
Mark - April 6, 2009, 4:22 pm
The little bit I read about her and what she did brought tears to my eyes. If Al Gore had even recognized her after he received the Prize it would have been nice. I'll bet she could have used the $10K that comes with the Prize too.
hjbookman - April 6, 2009, 4:14 pm
She looks like a wonderful, kind woman. If Al had any real conscience, he'd have given the award to her. She obviously had balls the size of texas to do what she did.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 3:42 pm
According to Mr. Webster; hypocrite is an adjective 1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings - Mr. Webster could also include a picture of Al Gore.
Fredric T - April 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
But Algore is saving us from Manbearpig and he allows us to view his homes great landscaping by keeping it lit up
3fan - March 5, 2009, 7:33 pm
Al Gore is a ja****s!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark - March 5, 2009, 1:03 pm
This is really a sad story. She worked for the Nazis as a TB health inspector in the Warsaw Ghetto. Every time she came out she smuggled a child out with he. The Nazis caught her, tortured her, she escaped. But Al Gore is saving us from Global lying.


THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...




SOMEBODY GET AN AXE!! - That "TREE" has swallowed a "CHILD"!!




PREJUDICES AGAINST GERMANY -


TAGS: girls beer dirndl nazis
Rating: 2.93/5

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Derek - July 18, 2010, 12:30 am
You'd hear few complaints even if they were


The Rebel Without A Pause -


TAGS: middle east war peace terrorism
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 25, 2014, 10:44 pm
It's a never ending cycle of horror.
Reality Lord - July 25, 2014, 8:49 am

i wish i knew the answer. violence begets violence. powerful poster dude.


envy -


TAGS: candle shine
Rating: 5/5

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LiquidAngel - August 8, 2013, 11:11 pm
agreed, 5&f
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 7:56 pm

This is wonderful, Sho!~~


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